Teaser Tuesday

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:

* Grab your current read*
* Open to a random page*
*Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page *

BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers! ;)

My teaser today comes from Please Excuse My Daughter: A Memoir by Julie Klam:

~We stopped at a red light, and my mother coolly critiqued each person crossing the street, like Howard Cosell at a run-way show. "What was she thinking this morning - 'I think I'll wear everything brown that I own'? Brown ain't going to cover that ass, honey. You need a tarp."

I am already laughing-out-loud at this memoir....Julie Klam is just what I need to chase away my post-vacation blues! What's YOUR teaser today?